Tuesday, October 13, 2009

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


So I was chilling in spar on one of my weekly shops. In aisle 3 having a look at Mrs Ball's Chutney, I turned around and this tiny high-heeled lady happened to stand back onto my foot. Let me tell you now, she got the biggest fright when I screamed like a 5 year old just above her ear. She jolted forward and then profusely apologized but this didn't stop the pain. I swear this lady had knives instead of heels. After lipping back home I had a look at the damage and what do you know it was a wound.

Check it out......


It was really sore!

I don't wanna say it because I've been going so strong, but this no-shoes business is wearing off.  But all you on lookers, don't stress because I'll fight the good fight. I was browsing around and found this and I tell you right now, if i had these i would have worn them cause they would have inflicted some damage on that ladies heels!.........



You can get past a shoe but nobody fucks with a crocodile mouth shoe.
Really......you can't

1 comment:

  1. hahaha,shame man!! i can only imagine your pain, you should tred carefully hey, last year i lost my big toe nail, the pain was excrutiating, i ndo not wish it uon my worst enemy, but i just thank God that it grew back..

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